Would anyone like a little blonde boy???

Okay, two posts in one day is a little much for me, but I couldn't not post this. Colby is being a terror this morning. First, he keeps trying to change his clothes. He comes into the living room with different jeans on, I tell him to go put his original clothes on. Next he comes out with only his underwear and a new (good) shirt on, I again tell him to go put his original clothes on. Then, I hear water running in the bathroom, and he is notorious for making a mess in the bathroom. I walk in to find him on his footstool with only his underwear on, and they are around his ankles, pulling the stopper out of the sink, with a pitcher, toy water bottle, my container of cotton balls, and water all over the counter. It looks like he has left over Orange juice that is watered down, so I ask, "What is this, and where did you get it?" b/c I know we do not have any OJ made in the house. He matter-of-factly says "It's pee". Apparently, he peed in the pitcher, then poured it into my cotton ball container, and spilt it all over the counter. At this point, I would be tempted to add Colby in as a package deal for the puppy buyer we have coming today!